[–] stefwithanF 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
OMG that's awful & hilarious. My frunners make fun of me bc I say I'll only race if there's a sticker or a t-shirt but this is too horrible even for me. Yuck.
[–] Notamerican ago
I haven't really done a whole lot of exercise the past 6 months ( I know bite me) but this week I have started running a bit because some time in my life I want to run a marathon and no better time than now. As a 5'7 male weighing 140 lbs I managed to do 5k on my 3rd run in 27 mins. An hour is just pathetic
[–] Nofats_will_MAGA ago
I've done 5k in less than an hour hiking up a mountain with a full pack.
Any guesses on how much they ate afterwards, as a 'reward' for their 'hard work'?
[–] DorothyMantooth ago
I'm guessing they headed straight for the nearest Denny's and tee-heed about how they "deserve" the dozen pancakes with sausage, bacon, eggs, and hash browns, and dessert, because they probably burned off a million calories on their slow galumph along the road.
[–] capricious ago
I fucking hate fat people. I'm trying to get back into running and I see all these fat lard barges claim they're runners too. Yeah right, piggy.
[–] dotdashdashdot 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I HATE running and almost never do it, but the one 5K I did took 26 minutes, and I walked part of it. WTF, more than an hour?!