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[–] MurderParty 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Their joint doctors are about to get rich

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[–] capricious ago 

I fucking hate fat people. I'm trying to get back into running and I see all these fat lard barges claim they're runners too. Yeah right, piggy.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

These events do the opposite of what they want. They attract the hams for exercise, but they end putting on weight because they overcompensate. They think 5km is a lot of exercise and justifies some mountain of food to "recover."

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[–] nerfthis ago 

I could crab walk faster than that

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[–] Nofats_will_MAGA ago 

I've done 5k in less than an hour hiking up a mountain with a full pack.

Any guesses on how much they ate afterwards, as a 'reward' for their 'hard work'?

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[–] DorothyMantooth ago 

I'm guessing they headed straight for the nearest Denny's and tee-heed about how they "deserve" the dozen pancakes with sausage, bacon, eggs, and hash browns, and dessert, because they probably burned off a million calories on their slow galumph along the road.

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[–] falloutwander 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I just hope that fat kid will get himself together. I fucking HATE when obeasts pass their sick habits to their kids.

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[–] LookWhoCameInLast [S] ago  (edited ago)

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[–] absurd_bird 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

They could each lose about 100 pounds...

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[–] TrollHard ago 

I have a dog. I do a "5K" AT LEAST 3 out of 7 days each week.

But - moving for a whole hour for a Fat Arse would be an achievement. // Unfortunately, does not burn as many calories as they wish ..

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