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[–] Gravspeed 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Stuff. Take stuff.

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[–] Saerain ago 

QUICK TAKE IT YOU MIGHT NEED THAT LATER

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[–] Melissus 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Proper psychiatrist can create a pavlov-reflex so when you steal something you feel bad or even stealing induces vomit.

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[–] GoatEmperorTrump 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Also removing OP's hand. Hard to lift a finger to steal anything after that.

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[–] iswallow ago 

Be sure to play some Beethoven during therapy!

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[–] rwbj 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Figures that the first thing that made laugh on Voat in a while would be in AskVoat instead of Funny. Even better with you getting genuine responses.

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[–] Butelczynski 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Have you thought about working for Government?They will pay you for what what you are doing anyway.

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[–] CowboyXero 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

whatever you can get your hands on.

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[–] csicskageci 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

The joke just writes itself

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[–] Plavonica 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Melanin inhibitors?

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[–] NassTee 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

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