[–] Melissus 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) 2.8 years ago
Proper psychiatrist can create a pavlov-reflex so when you steal something you feel bad or even stealing induces vomit.
[–] [deleted] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) 2.8 years ago
[–] GoatEmperorTrump 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) 2.8 years ago
Also removing OP's hand. Hard to lift a finger to steal anything after that.
[–] iswallow 0 points 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) 2.8 years ago
Be sure to play some Beethoven during therapy!
[–] rwbj 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) 2.8 years ago (edited 2.8 years ago)
Figures that the first thing that made laugh on Voat in a while would be in AskVoat instead of Funny. Even better with you getting genuine responses.
[–] Gravspeed 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) 2.8 years ago
Stuff. Take stuff.
[–] Saerain 0 points 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) 2.8 years ago
QUICK TAKE IT YOU MIGHT NEED THAT LATER
[–] draaaak 2 points 0 points 2 points (+2|-2) 2.8 years ago
A bullet. Or just stop stealing faggot. Theft is wrong, be an adult, and have some respect for other people.
[–] MaFishTacosDaBombBro 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) 2.8 years ago
You should take your own advice because clearly you have no respect for op, or other people.
[–] draaaak 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) 2.8 years ago
I have no respect for thieves.
I do have respect for jokes however, but if this was one, it wasn't very well executed.
[–] Its_over_9000 0 points 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) 2.8 years ago
This comment is great.
[–] NassTee 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) 2.8 years ago
/v/jokes
[–] 11974906? 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) 2.8 years ago
ICWYDT.
[–] GoatEmperorTrump 0 points 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) 2.8 years ago
URANIGGERFAGGOT
[–] jokersmild 0 points 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) 2.8 years ago
That stapler on Milton's desk... That should cure you.
[–] CowboyXero 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) 2.8 years ago
whatever you can get your hands on.
[–] Melissus 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Proper psychiatrist can create a pavlov-reflex so when you steal something you feel bad or even stealing induces vomit.
[–] [deleted] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
[–] GoatEmperorTrump 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Also removing OP's hand. Hard to lift a finger to steal anything after that.
[–] iswallow ago
Be sure to play some Beethoven during therapy!