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[–] Starmay 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Somehow they need to feel superior to you. Of course they aren't, but so they can keep treating themselves like a human foie gras without regret.

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[–] nerfthis 0 points 54 points (+54|-0) ago 

Fit people look silly sometimes. Fats look silly and downright grotesque 100% of the time.

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[–] ilikefish 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Damn I couldn't said this better myself!

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[–] Siacca 0 points 23 points (+23|-0) ago 

Unlike them, at least you can see your own feet.

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[–] beeetus 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

And feel them

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[–] Siacca 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Don't worry. They'll lose their feet soon.

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[–] TrollHard 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Funny that the Fatty didn't just ASSUME it was some kind of Athletic gear; you know, obvious brand name and all..

Yes, socks have logos - but you were on a BIKE.

SMH

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  • I LOLed at the thought of Driver Fatty struggling to see out of the passenger side window... Sounds slightly sideshow-ish :/

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[–] Plavonica 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I assume they are for office workers who get frowned upon for wearing proper winter shoes in the office and don't want to carry 2 sets of shoes around.

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[–] Twentyonepointthree [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Because I can use the covers on my MTB and road shoes, and it's cheaper than buying more shoes. Also, on some rides, it can be cold enough at the beginning to need them, but jump 20-30°F by the end, and I can just take them off and stuff them in my back pockets.

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[–] Crisco_McFlow 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

You should've recommended for them to get a pair to distract from their grotesque figures.

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[–] Deathstalker 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

I love cycling but not enough to feel that piercing cold wind on my ears. I'm no stranger to triggered fat drivers. The correct way to deal with them is to place finger on tip of nose and press up like so:

https://img00.deviantart.net/c78e/i/2013/008/d/3/this_lil___piggy_by_thesexbluexeyes-d5qwrbr.jpg

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[–] Plavonica 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

piercing cold wind on my ears

Ear muffs or over-ear headphones. I use headphones for biking in the snow or on cold mountains.

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[–] Twentyonepointthree [S] 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I have a Pearl Izumi skull cap for winter riding, and it keeps my ears warm down into single digit temps (°F).

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[–] GOMAD_OR_GFYAD 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Of course things that are only used for physical activity are going to look completely alien to the amorphous amongus. It is a joke that they would bother to have an opinion on the matter. It mames about as much sense as me judging them for their preferred brands for a dinner consisting of frozen pizza with cookie dough so they can have fresh baked cookies mashed up in a giant bowl ice cream after eating their half of the frozen pizza.

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