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[–] Crisco_McFlow 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

You should've recommended for them to get a pair to distract from their grotesque figures.

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[–] Deathstalker 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

I love cycling but not enough to feel that piercing cold wind on my ears. I'm no stranger to triggered fat drivers. The correct way to deal with them is to place finger on tip of nose and press up like so:

https://img00.deviantart.net/c78e/i/2013/008/d/3/this_lil___piggy_by_thesexbluexeyes-d5qwrbr.jpg

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[–] Plavonica 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

piercing cold wind on my ears

Ear muffs or over-ear headphones. I use headphones for biking in the snow or on cold mountains.

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[–] Twentyonepointthree [S] 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I have a Pearl Izumi skull cap for winter riding, and it keeps my ears warm down into single digit temps (°F).

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[–] Starmay 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Somehow they need to feel superior to you. Of course they aren't, but so they can keep treating themselves like a human foie gras without regret.

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[–] Siacca 0 points 23 points (+23|-0) ago 

Unlike them, at least you can see your own feet.

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[–] beeetus 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

And feel them

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[–] Siacca 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Don't worry. They'll lose their feet soon.

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[–] nerfthis 0 points 54 points (+54|-0) ago 

Fit people look silly sometimes. Fats look silly and downright grotesque 100% of the time.

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[–] ilikefish 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Damn I couldn't said this better myself!