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[–] FridayJones 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago  (edited ago)

"Dis just da nigabitch I is. I ain't gotta pay fo' no bus ride o' show no card to nobody nohow, das rayciss to disrespeck me by axin' fo dat sheeit. When I look in de mirro', all I say is 'why me? I dindu nuffin!' I also see's me a bruised gorilla in dat mirro' evah since dis sheeit happen, dem cops musta broke muh mirro' and put a damn bruised-up gorilla up in dere."

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[–] RicardoCabesa 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Sheeeit, now I aint gon be gragitatin high school til I be twinny fo.

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[–] FridayJones 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Das' all o' her toes and fingas woith, plus half o' her teats!

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[–] ninjajunkie 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

“When I look in the mirror all I say is ‘why me?’ Like why did this have to happen,”

Because you knowingly tried to defraud a public service. What? You think the rest of us pay because we want to?

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[–] primaryappellation 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

How the fuck can you tell when they have a fat lip?

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[–] FridayJones 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Or a black eye, or a bruise?

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[–] Gail33 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

I love how these local news sources NEVER have a comment section.

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[–] Derpfroot 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

My son he don’t even like looking at me now

Riiight....now he doesn't.

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[–] jigaboojams 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Oh man, this article made my day. I love it, but where do I begin.

Her name is Diamond Rust (*snicker), she's twenty and still in high school. I had to double check when I read that because even if your IQ is lower than a gorilla's, their's is, high school pretty much graduates you at eighteen if you show up a majority of the time. That was the problem for her. She probably spent her time learning how to shape her weave into that elephant trunk.

She has two kids already. They don't call these animals jungle bunnies for nothing.

WUSA9 asked if Rust would have done anything differently.

She said, “No. because this is just the person I am.”

Do you regret pretty much stealing a bus ticket, being belligerent to cops and ignoring all their commands, resisting arrest and prompting them to take you out and bust your face open as you say "I eat that shit [the ground]"?

Awww.... hell nah. She'll try and sue for brutality so they gibs her more than welfare.

The "person" (citation needed) that she is is a nigger.

On a side note is anyone fluent enough in jive to explain what "I eat that shit" means? Did she think the po-lice were taking her to KFC?

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[–] Nigger8t02 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

You Muthafuggahz owe me sum damn repuhrayshinz n shit fo slaburry ! I aint gots ta pay fo shit crakkuz, my ancestuhz was slabez n built diss country you raysiss muthafukkin crakkuz !

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[–] AndrewBlazeIt 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Dem rayciss po po be fukkin wif all us niggas fo no reason. Sheeeeeeeeit.

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