[–] ninjajunkie 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
“When I look in the mirror all I say is ‘why me?’ Like why did this have to happen,”
Because you knowingly tried to defraud a public service. What? You think the rest of us pay because we want to?
[–] primaryappellation 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
How the fuck can you tell when they have a fat lip?
[–] FridayJones 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago (edited ago)
"Dis just da nigabitch I is. I ain't gotta pay fo' no bus ride o' show no card to nobody nohow, das rayciss to disrespeck me by axin' fo dat sheeit. When I look in de mirro', all I say is 'why me? I dindu nuffin!' I also see's me a bruised gorilla in dat mirro' evah since dis sheeit happen, dem cops musta broke muh mirro' and put a damn bruised-up gorilla up in dere."
[–] RicardoCabesa 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Sheeeit, now I aint gon be gragitatin high school til I be twinny fo.
[–] FridayJones 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Das' all o' her toes and fingas woith, plus half o' her teats!
[–] AndrewBlazeIt 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Dem rayciss po po be fukkin wif all us niggas fo no reason. Sheeeeeeeeit.