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[–] LemurLicker 0 points 24 points (+24|-0) ago 

I often get very emotional watching porn as well. The stories are just too damn good.

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[–] Jyrz 1 point 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

I know what you mean, but at least it's a genre where you're almost guaranteed a happy ending every time.

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[–] ayyy 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

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[–] sn0dig 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

It's always nice to see the pizza guy get rewarded for his hard work, he's really struggling to pay his way through college, you know.

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[–] seanderthal 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

She didn't MEAN to steal the lemons! She was forced into it as a product of her environment! sniff

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[–] nicksallama 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Aside from the humor of it, it's actually really damn good lol

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[–] Grimlock2015 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

It's so blurry, it remind me of trying to watch porn on scrambled cable channel.

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[–] SgtSama 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Alright serious question here... tissues? I've done many a shameful thing WITH many different things, but tissues have always seemed like a horrible idea to me. They just fall apart so easily, and I don't need my freshly drained milk snake covered in confetti.

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[–] zedingo 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I don't see how tissues are the pop culture code for wanking either. I need at LEAST Brawny paper towels.

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[–] socal 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Viva towels. So soft, they really should advertise on those sites.

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[–] just_signed_up 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

They're for the plot.

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[–] cajual 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago  (edited ago)

A trick for your next attempt:

  1. Disconnect your lens from your camera.
  2. Manually open the shutter.
  3. Set the exposure to +1-+2. Many cameras don't allow you to edit exposure with the lens off. Set your ISO to something higher, like 400.
  4. Hold the lens very close in front of the camera where it would lock in.
  5. Set the shutter speed to something extremely quick so the movement doesn't affect the image, like 1/250. This is why the ISO is so high.
  6. Adjust white balance to florescent.
  7. Boom, instant depth of field over short distances, like a macro lens. You can make tilt shift images this way.

Tl;dr - My easy 3 step trick got out of hand.

Edit - Or just buy a macro lens, whatever.

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[–] Ahmrael 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Set the aperture to something extremely quick so the movement doesn't affect the image, like 1/250.

I believe you mean shutter speed. The aperture deals with how much light is allowed in and has a direct correlation with exposure.

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[–] TThor 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Although if one were looking to create small depth of field and use a fast shutter speed, the widest aperture would be the best way to go (and plus for lenses without manual aperture control, the widest aperture is default with the lens off the body)

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[–] Aspenforest ago 

That is a very scientific explanation. One does what one must, because, one can.

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[–] cajual 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Hey my bad, I was totally thinking ISO at the time. If you set your ISO higher to something like 400 and your shutter speed to 1/250 it will work better. I'll fix my original post.

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[–] thesilverpig ago 

BWAHAAAHAAAHAAHAA!!!

Sorry for the uproar, being in communications we use stock photos ALL THE TIME, and if you don't mind I will try to work this into a presentation. I don't know when, where, or for what, but OP if you permit, it will go in.

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[–] Marty_McFlew ago 

I only watch porn for the comment sections they're just so good.

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[–] MrThames [S] ago 

Sorry everyone. I'm not the OP. I borrowed this from a friend who posted it on Facebook.