[–] nicksallama 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Aside from the humor of it, it's actually really damn good lol
[–] Grimlock2015 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
It's so blurry, it remind me of trying to watch porn on scrambled cable channel.
[–] SgtSama 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Alright serious question here... tissues? I've done many a shameful thing WITH many different things, but tissues have always seemed like a horrible idea to me. They just fall apart so easily, and I don't need my freshly drained milk snake covered in confetti.
[–] cajual 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago (edited ago)
A trick for your next attempt:
Tl;dr - My easy 3 step trick got out of hand.
Edit - Or just buy a macro lens, whatever.
[–] TThor 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
Although if one were looking to create small depth of field and use a fast shutter speed, the widest aperture would be the best way to go (and plus for lenses without manual aperture control, the widest aperture is default with the lens off the body)
[–] Aspenforest ago
That is a very scientific explanation. One does what one must, because, one can.
[–] thesilverpig ago
BWAHAAAHAAAHAAHAA!!!
Sorry for the uproar, being in communications we use stock photos ALL THE TIME, and if you don't mind I will try to work this into a presentation. I don't know when, where, or for what, but OP if you permit, it will go in.
[–] LemurLicker 0 points 24 points 24 points (+24|-0) ago
I often get very emotional watching porn as well. The stories are just too damn good.
[–] Jyrz 1 point 4 points 5 points (+5|-1) ago
I know what you mean, but at least it's a genre where you're almost guaranteed a happy ending every time.
[–] ayyy 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
Happy ending.
[–] sn0dig 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
It's always nice to see the pizza guy get rewarded for his hard work, he's really struggling to pay his way through college, you know.
[–] seanderthal 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
She didn't MEAN to steal the lemons! She was forced into it as a product of her environment! sniff