[–] ShitArchon 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
"I'm straight-edge, being straight-edge means caffeine and drugs are bad but killing your body with clogged arteries is A-OK! I'm real hardcore!"
[–] ArcherSaurusRex 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
Ughh... Why did I come to fph while waiting for a table at the restaurant...
[–] CosmoMcKinley 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Thriftiness?
[–] ShitArchon 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
"I was going to order a pizza, then I realized I didn't want to end up on the front page of fatpeoplehate."
--/r/AdviceAnimals post demonstrating that fat-shaming stops people from letting themselves go
[–] Thissandwich 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Straight edge?! Lol I bet it doesn't consider the mental meds as drugs.
[–] enginedriver13 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Ugh, so fucking depressing...remember when punk rock chicks were hot?
[–] ShitArchon 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Remember when dyed hair was associated with black-wearing punk rock, goth and emo chicks and not pixie-cut pastel-wearing Tumblrinas?
It's a travesty that dyed hair is now the callsign of man-haters who like ruining your life for no reason.
[–] culofiesta 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Minor Threat;
Screaming at a Scale
Bottled Beetus
Big Woman, Big Mouth
Pasta Salad Days
(I wish I could) Stand Up
Good Guys (Don't Diet)
Stumps
[–] REEEperMan 0 points 33 points 33 points (+33|-0) ago
How much of a train wreck do you have to be for your green, drawn on Romulan eyebrows to be the least terrible thing about your appearance?!
[–] DrFingers 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Are there fat Romulans? I can't recall seeing one. They seem like they'd be quite the shitlords.