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[–] ArcherSaurusRex 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Ughh... Why did I come to fph while waiting for a table at the restaurant...

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[–] CosmoMcKinley 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Thriftiness?

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[–] ShitArchon 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

"I was going to order a pizza, then I realized I didn't want to end up on the front page of fatpeoplehate."

--/r/AdviceAnimals post demonstrating that fat-shaming stops people from letting themselves go

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[–] CosmoMcKinley 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Frighting especially to me because take away the hair dye and add glasses, this is what we saw at a gas station last night. The amazing thing was the obsessive way it added a multitude of condiments, actually adjusting individual pieces of relish.

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[–] 11881226? 0 points 28 points (+28|-0) ago 

Being morbidly obese like every other college aged SJW feminist and thinks it's so punk rock. Fucking poser.

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[–] ShitArchon 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

"I'm straight-edge, being straight-edge means caffeine and drugs are bad but killing your body with clogged arteries is A-OK! I'm real hardcore!"

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[–] 11883120? 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Can't have a beer but can eat gas station hot dogs two at a time.

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[–] rompele 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

It's amazing that there are actually people in this world that are like this intentionally and unironically. Imagine being a repulsive person inside and out and thinking yourself to be the greatest. Mind boggling.

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[–] warrior88 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

But everybody is speshul!

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[–] REEEperMan 0 points 33 points (+33|-0) ago 

How much of a train wreck do you have to be for your green, drawn on Romulan eyebrows to be the least terrible thing about your appearance?!

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[–] DrFingers 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Are there fat Romulans? I can't recall seeing one. They seem like they'd be quite the shitlords.

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[–] poopooondawindowsill 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

honestly top 5 most horrendous creatures ive ever encountered

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[–] Dismal_Swamp ago 

Double it!

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[–] SurfinMindWaves 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I didn't understand any of that. Except the "eating boys" part, which I hope is only a figure of speech.

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