[–] REEEperMan 0 points 33 points 33 points (+33|-0) ago
How much of a train wreck do you have to be for your green, drawn on Romulan eyebrows to be the least terrible thing about your appearance?!
[–] ShitArchon 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
"I'm straight-edge, being straight-edge means caffeine and drugs are bad but killing your body with clogged arteries is A-OK! I'm real hardcore!"
[–] CosmoMcKinley 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Frighting especially to me because take away the hair dye and add glasses, this is what we saw at a gas station last night. The amazing thing was the obsessive way it added a multitude of condiments, actually adjusting individual pieces of relish.
[–] ArcherSaurusRex 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
Ughh... Why did I come to fph while waiting for a table at the restaurant...
[–] CosmoMcKinley 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Thriftiness?
[–] ShitArchon 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
"I was going to order a pizza, then I realized I didn't want to end up on the front page of fatpeoplehate."
--/r/AdviceAnimals post demonstrating that fat-shaming stops people from letting themselves go
[–] poopooondawindowsill 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
honestly top 5 most horrendous creatures ive ever encountered