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[–] pateachoux 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Normally, you could claim she's a cannibal when she says she "eats boys". But that thing isn't human.

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[–] culofiesta 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

It's not straight edge, it's an attention whore

Granted, so are a lot of straight edgers, but that thing is a joke

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[–] fathatersball ago  (edited ago)

When you're so fat you cover your double chin with double hotdogs.

Her finger is bigger than the fucking hotdog, btw. Anyone catch that? Just think about how disappointing it would be to get a hotdog the size of a normal humans finger.

Also, what grown adult wears a lanyard with their keys on it? She must be at least 30.

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[–] llliilliilll ago 

We need to go back. Lift, train be ready. These people won't help when their decisions come home to roost.

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[–] AlanTuringsGhost ago 

Ohh so edgy. Enjoy your beetus, loser.

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[–] 11882739? 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

"I'm fat because I eat too much and here is the proof"