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[–] pandorasfett 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Fats don't have friends

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[–] thin_privilege 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

They're like cats, when you feed them they think you're alright but if you die when they're around they'll eat you.

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[–] veganesthie 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

I used to have friends that were fat but we have lost touch. They became total wastes of space who drink heavily and party still at 30 something and get more and more unhealthy by the day. I don’t have time to deal with that, I actually worked hard and became successful I’m not going to still be friends with fats from my past who never grew up.

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[–] ReconquerCurvy 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Your friends are a reflection of who you are. Successful people surround themselves with people who drive them to continue to better themselves.

Fat "friends" is just a pity party. Avoid at all costs.

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[–] thin_privilege 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

It's just that, apart from looking better next to a fat, we have nothing in common. Long walks? Climbing? Impossible. Going out for dinner? Yeah, that's a no too. I love good food while fats stuff their faces with everything in sight. Shopping? Please, fats don't fit anything and if they do it's at a 'plus size' store.

Even trying to catch a train is rage inducing when you're with a fat. Seriously, I'd be suspicious if you do have a fat friend.

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[–] JustFPH 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

This. What does this bitch not understand about that??

Sorry your only lardass idea of hanging out is moving from couch to foodplace and back again.

I can count the number of times I've gotten an obese acquaintance to go hiking with me on zero hands. That's why we're not friends. We cant hang out, you're too limited.

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[–] Scooter_Death 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I tried to once, when I was much younger. Dude regularly left the kitchen a disaster area, drank other people’s juice/milk straight from the container, never returned money lent to him and once puked right outside the house following one of his regular drunken binges and never bothered to clean it up. Lesson learned. Never again.

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[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

My fatass stepmom MADE be apply for a handicap placard just so she could use it. I got one and it pretty much just sits in my drawer.

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[–] DrWest ago  (edited ago)

No way! I have one fatty in my family and that's enough for me to cope with. Besides, Fatsos are horrible friends as they are lazy and have no self control in almost every area of their lifes. Chances are if you are friends with a fat, they either are self absorbed in their own misery, or they become overly attached and annoying. Edit: or both, depending on their mood

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[–] DrWest 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

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[–] itsmeyoursister 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

"Size 28 and disabled babe" Jesus fuck, my 80 y/0 shitlord marine of a grandpa had a stroke and got back on his feet fully within a year and didn't complain once. Fuck that shit.

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[–] DrWest 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

And also legally blind. I don't believe this, I used to work with blind folks and none of them could use instagram, even those with some remaining sight, because instagram is definitely not a blind friendly app

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[–] gonzo26587 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I studied communication and writing. One of the things we were taught when writing about people with disabilities was that you shouldn't define them by their disability because that's rude. e.g. "Steven, who is a quadriplegic, has..." not "As a quadriplegic, Steven has..."

So WHY do insta fatties always define themselves by their self induced illnesses? Might it be that they want to make themselves interesting because their lives are so empty and only spent eating crap?

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[–] GoySoy 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

plucks out eyeballs with fondue utensils cauterizes with lyme

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