[–] gentlemanadventurer 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
He has no choice. He has to be that weird it's a distraction from his "should have died at birth" physique. This is the downside of the Western culture we allow our weak to thrive and breed.
[–] Horizonprinter 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
That's what happens when you give female testosterone and tell her she's not mentally challenged.
[–] Cheesebooger 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
Or if he is thinking about that time his black boyfriend shoved an avocado up his bunghole
[–] bluntripkin 0 points 23 points 23 points (+23|-0) ago
im surprised he could even lift that avocado
[–] GOMAD_OR_GFYAD 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
Whoa, in those hands I thought it was one of those purple watermelons
[–] FireSauce 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Seriously, or even hold his damn head up straight.
[–] potatofaceduglyloser 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
I've seen all manner of humans, and somehow, this thing stays the most disgusting. If you spoke a slightly angry word its way, it will shit its pants and faint. Guaranteed.