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[–] Apathy 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

This is why you never look up old crushes online.

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[–] Firevine 0 points 24 points (+24|-0) ago 

I did a while back. She got fat. I mean, so did I, but she did and that's what's important.

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[–] Flour 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

Get un-fat. I will help you.

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[–] bigoak9 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

All of man's achievements was just to impress woman and get pusssy

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[–] Gravspeed 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Almost everything that has been accomplished in the history of mankind was for sex

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[–] bigoak9 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Or get back at some chic that dumped them

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[–] leweb 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

With an extra “s” for a double dose of pimping!

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[–] Bob_Ross_Hair 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

A pimp’s love is unlike that of a square.

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[–] Gravspeed 0 points 25 points (+25|-0) ago 

That's properly deep. I always liked the adage "the race is long, and in the end, it's only with yourself."