[–] GassyMcGasface 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Greasy fingers. You realize there is a 50/50 chance she was just eating Crisco out of the can, right?
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[–] Deathstalker [S] 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
Dropped her because lifting a person is harder than lifting a fork.
[–] notparishilton 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Trying to sabotage the "skinny bitch" (aka the human woman)
[–] LordoftheBeetus 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I bet this thing went home and told the internet about how it got one against the patriarchy and how everyone clapped for it when it was done.