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[–] PeacefulAssassin 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
only 86? freaking out over such a tiny number.
[–] Optick 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Jesus fucking christ for the last time. Fucking nobody is doing this shit. A couple of geniuses decide to eat tide pods and the fake news swoops in and tries to make it seem like its some kind of epidemic because it gets them clicks from gullible retards. The few people who did die from eating laundry detergent at least can't reproduce now thanks to darwinism.
[–] Bigglesworth45 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Shhhhh let natural selection run its course.
[–] Spaceballs-1 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Any number over 1 is a record. Pure hyperbole.
[–] ScreaminMime 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
They're culling their numbers early. Boomers... TAKE THE HINT!
[–] Morbo 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
We need to start a Boomer version of the Tide Pod challenge. Tell them it cures baldness, erectile dysfunction and removes wrinkles and cellulite. We need them to start culling the herd of worn out and resource intensive seniors who are still hanging around watching fake news and making debt for their children and grandchildren.
[–] Brigbjones ago
They absolutely will be our salvation. Even now they weed out the weak among them who are incapable of critical thinking.