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[–] xenoPsychologist 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

does your microwave ever whisper "put jews in me"?

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[–] heygeorge [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Holy shit, you are a living breathing MadLib

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[–] DieselBustersYes 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Your neighbors are going to call the cops because you had your microwave on 1200 watts.