[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
The disabled one was eaten by the fatty.
[–] smelly_farts 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
New rule: it's not fair if you block more than 1/3 of the goal on pure body mass alone.
[–] Colonel_Questionmark 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
How is it even possible for someone THAT YOUNG to be THAT FAT!?
[–] damnittohell ago (edited ago)
Fetal programming. I.e. momma eats too much during turd trimester.
[–] [deleted] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
[–] Twentyonepointthree 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Look at all the diversity. White, token black, token Asian, massive fat, 2nd from the left could go either way. A true SJW dream team.
[–] Siena 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago
Well the bigger they are, the more effective the goalie right? Nothing can get past the wall of flesh. She can sit there deepthroating Subways while the other children actually move and do the work.
[–] Colonel_Questionmark 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Soccer goals are very wide. Fat goalies are beyond useless.
[–] Siena 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
It was a joke. I know we don't have 7 meter wide blobs (yet).