[–] [deleted] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

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[–] thisisthinspo 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I think that's a girl.

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[–] Siena 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

Well the bigger they are, the more effective the goalie right? Nothing can get past the wall of flesh. She can sit there deepthroating Subways while the other children actually move and do the work.

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[–] Colonel_Questionmark 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Soccer goals are very wide. Fat goalies are beyond useless.

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[–] Siena 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

It was a joke. I know we don't have 7 meter wide blobs (yet).

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[–] smelly_farts 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

New rule: it's not fair if you block more than 1/3 of the goal on pure body mass alone.

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[–] Colonel_Questionmark 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

How is it even possible for someone THAT YOUNG to be THAT FAT!?

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[–] Fitizen0 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Horrible parenting that is becoming increasingly common.

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[–] damnittohell ago  (edited ago)

Fetal programming. I.e. momma eats too much during turd trimester.

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[–] HowMuchCanAKoalaBear [S] ago 

?

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[–] projection 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

The leg! Look at the leg.

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[–] Nymphios 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Being able to block out the sun makes you a good goalie. The other team can't score if your as fat as the goal.

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[–] DrWest 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

What a diverse cast! Ginger, possible lesbian ( or trans), fatty, popular girl, asian girl, african girl. There is missing someone disabled though. But maybe it will be the fat one later in the series, losing one of the tree trunk legs to diabetes.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

The disabled one was eaten by the fatty.

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[–] Narow_Foe_Minsk 5 points -1 points (+4|-5) ago 

So, going from left to right: The only normal one, can't tell if it's supposed to be a boy or a girl, hambeast, mulatto, SE asian mutt, and a niggress. All they need is a petrol thief Abo and they''ll get a 100 on the diversity scale. AUSTRALIA, YES.

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