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[–] Shieldmaden [S] 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
It’s a nice gym with a big lobby and fast wifi, way nicer than the library and (usually) less fat and there are no homeless people.
[–] Twentyonepointthree 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Why didn't you take a pic for us?
[–] Shieldmaden [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Because of the half-closed eyes. I actually waited a few minutes to see if the slits would close all the way so I could snap it without getting into it. Gym has strict rules on picture taking and I didn’t want to give this beast any ammo to get me kicked out.
[–] thin_privilege 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
It said to the wife/husband this year it will be healthy and go to the gym. It wants to delude everyone, including itself, that it is working out. No one pays attention to one piece of spandex furniture all the time, so it can say that 'it was working out when you weren't paying attention to it'. This might seem ridiculous to you and me, but in the world of a fat it's as reasonable as it is to get a 5000 kcal snack.
[–] SleepyCicada 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Maybe...it simply died?
[–] fabulousalpaca 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Wearing gym clothes and going to the gym is obviously the way you gym. You'll lose weight through osmosis.
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[–] Shieldmaden [S] ago
I think you may be right—it didn’t look like a normal person taking a nap—more like drunk half-passed out.
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 22 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago
Wearing spandex and simply going to the gym are the only relevant parts to weight loss. What you do there doesn't enter into it. That is of course except for the 5000 calorie reward meal after. What you witnessed today was true athleticism in inaction.
[–] Shieldmaden [S] 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
😂 in inaction 👍
[–] SleepyCicada 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Lol