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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago 

Wearing spandex and simply going to the gym are the only relevant parts to weight loss. What you do there doesn't enter into it. That is of course except for the 5000 calorie reward meal after. What you witnessed today was true athleticism in inaction.

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[–] Shieldmaden [S] 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

😂 in inaction 👍

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[–] SleepyCicada 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Lol

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[–] Shieldmaden [S] 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

It’s a nice gym with a big lobby and fast wifi, way nicer than the library and (usually) less fat and there are no homeless people.

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[–] ButtesNWholes 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Sounds like Lifetime.

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[–] Twentyonepointthree 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Why didn't you take a pic for us?

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[–] Shieldmaden [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Because of the half-closed eyes. I actually waited a few minutes to see if the slits would close all the way so I could snap it without getting into it. Gym has strict rules on picture taking and I didn’t want to give this beast any ammo to get me kicked out.

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[–] Twentyonepointthree ago 

Good call. Maybe get an HTC Re so you don't get caught.

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[–] thin_privilege 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

It said to the wife/husband this year it will be healthy and go to the gym. It wants to delude everyone, including itself, that it is working out. No one pays attention to one piece of spandex furniture all the time, so it can say that 'it was working out when you weren't paying attention to it'. This might seem ridiculous to you and me, but in the world of a fat it's as reasonable as it is to get a 5000 kcal snack.

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[–] YamaMaya 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I will bet you anything it was waiting for it's "personal trainer" to show up and make it flail around a bit.

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[–] SleepyCicada 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Maybe...it simply died?

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[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

One can only hope!

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[–] fabulousalpaca 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Wearing gym clothes and going to the gym is obviously the way you gym. You'll lose weight through osmosis.

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[–] Shieldmaden [S] ago 

I think you may be right—it didn’t look like a normal person taking a nap—more like drunk half-passed out.

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