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[–] itsallajoke ago 

This post and the responses are serious fucking gold y'all. Thanks for the brilliance, but more importantly thanks be to the half-dead specimen that presented itself to you.

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[–] Shieldmaden [S] ago 

Can’t tell if sarcastic.

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[–] itsallajoke 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I was sitting by myself in a public place laughing too damn much so no, not sarcastic. Thoroughly enjoyed.

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[–] Mass_Eject ago 

You have to keep that fat compressed or it will slosh over the edge and you'll end up on the floor.

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[–] Shieldmaden [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

You mean like a slinky?

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[–] Mass_Eject ago 

Or a precariously balanced Jello mold.

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[–] fabulousalpaca 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Wearing gym clothes and going to the gym is obviously the way you gym. You'll lose weight through osmosis.

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[–] SleepyCicada 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Maybe...it simply died?

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[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

One can only hope!

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[–] Shieldmaden [S] ago 

I think you may be right—it didn’t look like a normal person taking a nap—more like drunk half-passed out.

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[–] Siacca 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

It just wanted to be able to say that it went to the gym. Wedging itself into spandex took all it's energy, so it had to take a nap before taking a selfie.

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[–] YamaMaya 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I will bet you anything it was waiting for it's "personal trainer" to show up and make it flail around a bit.

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[–] Twentyonepointthree 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Why didn't you take a pic for us?

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[–] Shieldmaden [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Because of the half-closed eyes. I actually waited a few minutes to see if the slits would close all the way so I could snap it without getting into it. Gym has strict rules on picture taking and I didn’t want to give this beast any ammo to get me kicked out.

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[–] Twentyonepointthree ago 

Good call. Maybe get an HTC Re so you don't get caught.

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