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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago 

Wearing spandex and simply going to the gym are the only relevant parts to weight loss. What you do there doesn't enter into it. That is of course except for the 5000 calorie reward meal after. What you witnessed today was true athleticism in inaction.

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[–] Shieldmaden [S] 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

😂 in inaction 👍

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[–] SleepyCicada 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Lol

[–] [deleted] 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

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[–] Shieldmaden [S] 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

It’s a nice gym with a big lobby and fast wifi, way nicer than the library and (usually) less fat and there are no homeless people.

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[–] ButtesNWholes 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Sounds like Lifetime.

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[–] thin_privilege 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

It said to the wife/husband this year it will be healthy and go to the gym. It wants to delude everyone, including itself, that it is working out. No one pays attention to one piece of spandex furniture all the time, so it can say that 'it was working out when you weren't paying attention to it'. This might seem ridiculous to you and me, but in the world of a fat it's as reasonable as it is to get a 5000 kcal snack.

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[–] Twentyonepointthree 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Why didn't you take a pic for us?

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[–] Shieldmaden [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Because of the half-closed eyes. I actually waited a few minutes to see if the slits would close all the way so I could snap it without getting into it. Gym has strict rules on picture taking and I didn’t want to give this beast any ammo to get me kicked out.

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[–] Twentyonepointthree ago 

Good call. Maybe get an HTC Re so you don't get caught.

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[–] YamaMaya 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I will bet you anything it was waiting for it's "personal trainer" to show up and make it flail around a bit.

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[–] SleepyCicada 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Maybe...it simply died?

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[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

One can only hope!

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[–] itsallajoke ago 

This post and the responses are serious fucking gold y'all. Thanks for the brilliance, but more importantly thanks be to the half-dead specimen that presented itself to you.

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[–] Shieldmaden [S] ago 

Can’t tell if sarcastic.

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[–] itsallajoke 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I was sitting by myself in a public place laughing too damn much so no, not sarcastic. Thoroughly enjoyed.

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[–] Mass_Eject ago 

You have to keep that fat compressed or it will slosh over the edge and you'll end up on the floor.

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[–] Shieldmaden [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

You mean like a slinky?

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[–] Mass_Eject ago 

Or a precariously balanced Jello mold.

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