[–] Mass_Eject ago
You have to keep that fat compressed or it will slosh over the edge and you'll end up on the floor.
[–] Shieldmaden [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
You mean like a slinky?
[–] fabulousalpaca 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Wearing gym clothes and going to the gym is obviously the way you gym. You'll lose weight through osmosis.
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[–] Shieldmaden [S] ago
I think you may be right—it didn’t look like a normal person taking a nap—more like drunk half-passed out.
[–] SleepyCicada 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Maybe...it simply died?
[–] Twentyonepointthree 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Why didn't you take a pic for us?
[–] Shieldmaden [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Because of the half-closed eyes. I actually waited a few minutes to see if the slits would close all the way so I could snap it without getting into it. Gym has strict rules on picture taking and I didn’t want to give this beast any ammo to get me kicked out.
[–] itsallajoke ago
This post and the responses are serious fucking gold y'all. Thanks for the brilliance, but more importantly thanks be to the half-dead specimen that presented itself to you.
[–] Shieldmaden [S] ago
Can’t tell if sarcastic.
[–] itsallajoke 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I was sitting by myself in a public place laughing too damn much so no, not sarcastic. Thoroughly enjoyed.