[–] Mass_Eject ago
You have to keep that fat compressed or it will slosh over the edge and you'll end up on the floor.
[–] Shieldmaden [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
You mean like a slinky?
[–] itsallajoke ago
This post and the responses are serious fucking gold y'all. Thanks for the brilliance, but more importantly thanks be to the half-dead specimen that presented itself to you.
[–] Shieldmaden [S] ago
Can’t tell if sarcastic.
[–] itsallajoke 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I was sitting by myself in a public place laughing too damn much so no, not sarcastic. Thoroughly enjoyed.
[–] fabulousalpaca 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Wearing gym clothes and going to the gym is obviously the way you gym. You'll lose weight through osmosis.