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[–] thefisherman1961 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Acquisition of resources (in the form of excess calories) is a fat's specialty. So of course the fat fuck is a socialist, he wants to acquire other people's resources too.

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[–] freedumbz [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

What if instead of oil... he hits diet coke?

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[–] NothingExtra ago 

So... obesity is more prevalent in socialists? [citation needed]

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[–] thefisherman1961 ago 

Nah, socialism is more prevalent in obeasts

http://archive.is/L0rH6

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[–] freedumbz [S] 1 point 1 point (+2|-1) ago 

He's either gonna come up dry or he's gonna slurp up the oil with a silly straw.

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[–] BeetusToTheLeft ago 

It turns out that being a fat fuck happens on either side of the aisle. Imagine that? No? Maybe you have fat on the brain then.