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[–] CosmoMcKinley 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I'd tuck a candy bar or fast food soda in the hand. Problem is, you'd have to replace the candy bar every 10 minutes or so.
[–] TrollHard 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago (edited ago)
Those mannequins are so strange and laughable with their lack of rolls and major bulges, yet a torso TWO FEET WIDE .. (edit: the stomachs always look like hernias of the upper abdomen; I assume to not look saggy?)
[–] LegendarySock 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
How many years before they start complaining about these being too small and unrealistic?
[–] shrinkydinks 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
The arms are literally as big as my legs.
[–] PenguinOrgy 0 points 24 points 24 points (+24|-0) ago
What's especially frustrating is that even for human sizes, everything is cut super boxy now to account for everyone's goddamn muffin tops. There aren't any darts anymore, or any nice silk fabrics. It's all cotton/spandex blends that billow around my waist and make my body look all weird.
The whole boob tent look just... doesn't do it for me.
[–] Pm_me_ur_genetiks 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
Even "slim fit" is still 3 or 4 inches too big in the waist.
[–] WVwildflower 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
I was wondering about that. Most shirts stand out. "Boob tent" :) Love it.
[–] SleepyCicada 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
I know what you mean. I like tops fitted in the waist and looser in the chest to look a little more hourglass-y but they’ve been on this whole boxy trend for years now.
[–] 11634469? 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
This billowy arms thing has also gotten out of control
[–] PenguinOrgy 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Have to hide those bingo wings somehow.