[–] shrinkydinks 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
The arms are literally as big as my legs.
[–] LegendarySock 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
How many years before they start complaining about these being too small and unrealistic?
[–] TrollHard 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago (edited ago)
Those mannequins are so strange and laughable with their lack of rolls and major bulges, yet a torso TWO FEET WIDE .. (edit: the stomachs always look like hernias of the upper abdomen; I assume to not look saggy?)
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[–] CosmoMcKinley 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I'd tuck a candy bar or fast food soda in the hand. Problem is, you'd have to replace the candy bar every 10 minutes or so.
[–] PenguinOrgy 0 points 24 points 24 points (+24|-0) ago
What's especially frustrating is that even for human sizes, everything is cut super boxy now to account for everyone's goddamn muffin tops. There aren't any darts anymore, or any nice silk fabrics. It's all cotton/spandex blends that billow around my waist and make my body look all weird.
The whole boob tent look just... doesn't do it for me.
[–] CosmoMcKinley 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Yep. My shitlady's number one bitch is finding a shirt she likes then finding it's cut... generously in the midriff to hide a swollen middle. This is even in places that cater to teens and 20somethings.
[–] PenguinOrgy 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Have to hide those bingo wings somehow.
[–] SleepyCicada 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
I know what you mean. I like tops fitted in the waist and looser in the chest to look a little more hourglass-y but they’ve been on this whole boxy trend for years now.
[–] WVwildflower 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
I was wondering about that. Most shirts stand out. "Boob tent" :) Love it.
[–] bisteot 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Oh dear, just look at the pant size in the background, left side of the photo, that thing is huge!