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[–] Rialed 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I like it. It serves as a warning sign to humans: Beware! Fat fucks ahead! They should have these outside all bars and restaurants where herds are allowed.

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[–] shrinkydinks 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

The arms are literally as big as my legs.

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[–] Deathstalker 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

They bitch about thin mannequins that are actually shaped like real thin people but fat mannequins with thin heads hands and ankles are realistic. Ok

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[–] CommanderFaun ago 

We should make mannequins like that, so they can see themselves for what they really are. Claim we're doing it for the #cellulitelove movement.

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[–] LegendarySock 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

How many years before they start complaining about these being too small and unrealistic?

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[–] TrollHard 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Those mannequins are so strange and laughable with their lack of rolls and major bulges, yet a torso TWO FEET WIDE .. (edit: the stomachs always look like hernias of the upper abdomen; I assume to not look saggy?)

  • Do they all Fats think they look like that? Like tone wide refrigerators?

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[–] CosmoMcKinley 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I'd tuck a candy bar or fast food soda in the hand. Problem is, you'd have to replace the candy bar every 10 minutes or so.

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[–] PenguinOrgy 0 points 24 points (+24|-0) ago 

What's especially frustrating is that even for human sizes, everything is cut super boxy now to account for everyone's goddamn muffin tops. There aren't any darts anymore, or any nice silk fabrics. It's all cotton/spandex blends that billow around my waist and make my body look all weird.

The whole boob tent look just... doesn't do it for me.

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[–] CosmoMcKinley 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Yep. My shitlady's number one bitch is finding a shirt she likes then finding it's cut... generously in the midriff to hide a swollen middle. This is even in places that cater to teens and 20somethings.

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[–] SleepyCicada 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I know what you mean. I like tops fitted in the waist and looser in the chest to look a little more hourglass-y but they’ve been on this whole boxy trend for years now.

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[–] WVwildflower 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I was wondering about that. Most shirts stand out. "Boob tent" :) Love it.

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[–] 11634469? 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

This billowy arms thing has also gotten out of control

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[–] PenguinOrgy 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Have to hide those bingo wings somehow.

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