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[–] GuntPunt 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

This guy I know had a rental property. He rented it out to a fat who weighed at least 480 lbs. Once he moved out, there were permanent chair grooves in the floor from his rolling computer chair. It was insane. Never rent to fats!

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[–] Phillyshitlord 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Hams never want to address the fact that their bodies DO affect other people. They always act like regular people do the same shit on this list to others even though we are 1/10th the size.

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[–] billyjackthemac 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

They make my wait at the doctors office longer. I have a sore throat: 5 minute office visit. They have: bettus, sleep apnea, arthritis, heart failure, asthma etc: 45 minute office visit. On top of that my taxes go to cover that visit and the fuck ton of meds they’re on..

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[–] LawyersPlayDota 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Its not just taxes! Fats drive up healthcare costs, and (at least in the US and a handful of other obesity-plagued countries) are one of the major drivers of insurance rates.

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[–] PenguinOrgy 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I'm amazed at the progress medicine has made to help treat so many diseases that would have killed people even 30 years ago. But I'm sad that instead of using this miracle of science we are lucky enough to have access to, it's being used and abused to enable shit lifestyles.

The FA's cry that doctors are being big ol meanies, when in reality if it weren't for modern medicine half of them would be rotted in the ground by now. The other half would be there soon.

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[–] PenguinOrgy 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

I laughed at grease fire hazard. It's sad that crematoriums (plural!!!) have caught on fire because of super fats.

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[–] CosmoMcKinley 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

This is one I can't really blame on the fats. After the first one, crematoriums should have either introduced a mass limit on clients or used chain saws to reduce all that health to a more appropriate size before roasting. Cite the obvious safety concerns to dry the buttery tears of obeast relatives and move on.

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[–] SUPA_FUPA [S] 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Sadly, that's true. Forgot to add this one in.

  • your body makes the jobs of morgue workers a living hell and you cause a massive grease fire during the cremating process.

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[–] Siacca 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

If they take the last scootypuff away from someone who's actually injured.

I saw a death fat steal the last available scootypuff from a really old man with one leg. Also, I've broken my legs and ankle before (not at the same time) and there have been occasions where I wanted an electric cart because I was in pain, but none were available. I won't say I needed one, because obviously I could still physically get around hobbling on crutches and leaning on whatever is available. It really pisses me the fuck off when they say they need a scootypuff because of their condishuns. No, you don't need one, you deformed bison. You want one because you're being a selfish lazy cunt. Get off your planet-sized ass and walk. Leave the carts for people who are actually disabled.

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[–] Siacca 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I just rested my weight on top of the cart and used my good leg to push it around like a scooter. The biggest problem I had was picking up anything heavy. Employees or nearby shitlords were always offering to help me when then saw me awkwardly moving a huge bag of dog food or a case of water. (I do the same thing when I see someone old or injured.) Big surprise, not a single fatty ever offered to help.

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[–] 11631664? 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

You are using it to brainwash young people into thinking fat is normal or healthy. You are using handicapped parking spaces which should only be used by the truly disabled. You are on food stamps.

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[–] SleepyCicada 1 point 26 points (+27|-1) ago 

I can’t find clothing that fits me anymore unless I go to the ‘youth’ section. And no, I don’t need any Nirvana tshirts.

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[–] CosmoMcKinley ago 

Way things are going, humans are going to be reduced to wearing shirts with unicorns and superheros pretty quickly.

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[–] SleepyCicada 0 points 29 points (+29|-0) ago 

You only do half of your assigned duties at work and let the other team members help you out so shit finally gets done.