[–] shitpostfacto1 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) 2.9 years ago
If they are Zumwalt class littoral combat ships, wait for them to break down, then go out and tow them in.
[–] MasterShitposter 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) 2.9 years ago
Hmmm... Amerians, eh? I say apologize to them and then they'll go "shucks" and start giving you foreign aid.
[–] shitpostfacto1 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
If they are Zumwalt class littoral combat ships, wait for them to break down, then go out and tow them in.