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[–] Benweiser22 ago 

This is the stage of where walking is abandoned altogether and the scootypuff will then become the only mode of transportation.

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[–] CthulhuDelay 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Just a colloquialism. Don't look too far into it.

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[–] BurninEpix 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Gunt wrangler omg I think I just pissed my pants laughing. I’m using that one when I go out tomorrow.

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[–] BoraxTheFungarian 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Moo-moo masochist

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[–] Fat_Hating_Fossa 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Because "Chubby" sounds so much cuter and more ~~unique~~ than "fupa fellater".

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[–] CosmoMcKinley 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

If alliteration is the name of this game, I say "pork pokers" has a ring to it. More poetic at least than my favorite sobriquet for them. "sad fucking bastards."

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[–] stefwithanF 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

My name is York Yorker, I am a pork porker, I love to wallow in fat.

I rode on a hog, the size of a log, she rolled over and squashed me quite flat.

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[–] MorbidObesityTracker 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Serious answer: It's an invented term created by land whales to feel validated. In truth, they have never been pursued romantically or literally. I prefer "mouth breathing dull eyed degenerates".

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[–] 11542708? 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

I think Farm hand is my favorite

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[–] heyfattybomsticks 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

+1 for Farmhand. Can you do polls on FPH?

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[–] TheStapler 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

But there's nothing wrong with literal farm hands. We can't associate them with the lowest of the low, fatty enablers.