[–] dodecadildo 1 point 1 point 2 points (+2|-1) ago
Jesus fucking Christ.
I went for Sushi with a lady friend a few days ago and we had a plate like the first between us and struggled to finish it, this bitch ate TWO?!
[–] Thereturnstudent 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Fucking enough for a family of five. Shame!
[–] wildSHITLORDappeared 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
5 rolls? Geez, that feeds 3 of my friend group to bursting...and then this hog went back for another plate?
[–] sh1tl0rd_of_ac1d 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
WTF Plate 2!
And it cleared the second plate completely, lol. Greedy pig.
[–] 11536170? 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
This one made me laugh, its workout was a 1.6 mile walk that took almost a fucking hour. Why bother? https://www.instagram.com/p/BYeC4r7BDG4/
[–] ayra_now11 [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
And she burned 163 calories - with a challenging cardio workout you can burn off three times that amount of calories, but she'll just go to McDonalds afterwards anyways, so why bother?
[–] jeffjeff 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Fucking hell that's less than 2mph. Sounds like her workout was the equivalent of the infuriatingly slow waddle beasts do in the shopping centre. Nothing worse than getting stuck behind a herd of livestock when you're wanting to do your shopping at a reasonable "thin privilege" pace.
[–] EvilQueen 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
Same. Why on earth would you focus on what's (hopefully) the worst thing about yourself? This shit is why I hate all this "everyone is beautiful" crap. No the fuck they're not. You want physical attractiveness to be less important? Fine; increase the value of other qualities. Find other shit of which to be proud. Don't fucking lie to everyone and expect them to lie to you; that only lowers the value of every other fucking thing you might have otherwise had going for you.
Which is all slightly tangential, since being fat nullifies every potentially positive attribute. This beast didn't have to be ugly, stupid, AND fat. It might have made a modest but legitimate contribution to society, had it remained human-sized and found a dimly-lit place of employment. Instead it parades its girth around like the world's most hideous Macy's Thanksgiving Day balloon, and believes the fact that it shouldn't exist makes it "otherworldly" and speshul.
[–] Fupachabra 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
This is enough for dinner for both I and my boyfriend... And he eats more than anyone I've met after a day of active duty, then the gym... Yet he maintains a 20.5ish% bmi...
[–] Fupachabra 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Looked at the sushi again... More than enough for us and a friend