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[–] kun 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

You have to know how to talk to these people correctly:

curvy people, if you think you can eat whatever you want, not exercise, and not get curvyter there's a big problem with your whale logic. 1 slice of pizza has 300 calories and 11+ grams of curvy. Multiply that by the number of slices you eat (I usually eat 3 so lets use that. (But I bet your beluga sized ass could finish a whole 12 slice pie) and you end up with 900 calories (3600 for you water buffalos) and 33+ grams of curvy (132+ for baleen whales), which is easily half a days' worth of caloric intake. (or a day and a half's, if you're an omnivorous hippopotamus) So at the end of the day, it's still OK to eat pizza for breakfast, but only if you offset the extra calories by exercising or eating less during the rest of the day. Don't exercise and don't adjust your diet and, congratulations! You end up with ~1000 (3600+ if you're a brontosaurus) extra calories for the day, which is equivalent to about a 1/3lb weight gain (or a full pound if your disgusting fucking self ate the whole pizza pie) Stupid is as stupid does. True for people and whales alike.

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[–] PhKGn00bE [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

now replace "curvy" with "lard curry"

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[–] vishtratwork 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Also, important to note that 300 can be a huge underestimation

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[–] PhKGn00bE [S] ago  (edited ago)

I was pretty conservative with the numbers so shamus cant play the "but I only eat plain pizza, that cant be this bad" card. 300 calories assumes a slice on the larger side with no toppings. Fatties like all the toppings. bacon, pepperoni, ham, sausage, chicken, ground beef, extra cheese, anchovies, mayonnaise, etc... So whale pizza probably has more like 5-600 calories/slice. And that's for an everyday pedestrian slice. A NY slice of whale pizza might have 1000 or more calories, and remember, fatties NEVER eat just one slice.

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[–] PhKGn00bE [S] ago 

I hate calling them curvy when theyre really just fat as fuck

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[–] Fatty_McGoo 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

You should edit this to include the sodium (1000mg per slice of pepperoni )

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[–] PhKGn00bE [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Good point. But every time I see a fatty eating pizza its with all the toppings the restaurant have, minus the veggies of course. Think bacon, pepperoni, ham, sausage, chicken, ground beef, extra cheese, anchovies, mayonnaise, etc... So its probably more like 1500mg/slice for them. So the whole fattie pie would be 18,000mg of sodium. Holy. Shit.

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[–] shdwghst457 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Know what the best pizza topping is, though? MOAR PIZZA

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[–] Hardliner 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Karma will get them sooner or later (beetus, heart diseases, cancer, etc..)

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[–] PhKGn00bE [S] ago  (edited ago)

Yep. Karma's a bitch, and science is too if you're fat

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[–] carlosfhdez 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

You sir/maddam are a poet :)

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[–] hypercat 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

be me:

Eat a slice for breakfast, of course in front of tubby

Eat a slice for lunch, again make sure tubby sees me

For dinner? Order a greasy burger (no cheese, can't eat it)

Post to FB delicious burger

Tubby goes - ZOMG GENETICS

Smile from the shadows as tubby tries to figure this logic out

Math 350+350+1000 = 1700 (No soda no sides just ice tea and water and lemon)

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[–] PhKGn00bE [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

But fatties could NEVER go without the fries and an 2 liter of soda