[–] ScreaminMime 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Why not just cut to the chase and replace the veggies on the pizza with cookie dough?
[–] 11519591? 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Why not go all the way?
http://www.brandeating.com/2014/07/review-pizza-hut-ultimate-hersheys-chocolate-chip-cookie.html
[–] CosmoMcKinley 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
The cookies give them something to nibble while waiting the horrifying 20 minutes for the pizza to cook. Gotta keep starvashun mode at bay y'know. This isn't just clever marketing, it's a key to healthy living.
[–] CosmoMcKinley 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
That goes without saying. In fact, Tubby probably digs out the cookie dough to munch on the way home.
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[–] Shitelord772 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
What’s really sad is some people would consider this “healthy” because it’s “home cooked” instead of take-out.
[–] jeffjeff 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Agreed. I once saw a documentary where a mother was going on about how much healthier her 'home cooked' freezer bag chicken nuggets were compared to McBeetus takeout. For her child. She really seemed to believe this and it's fucking depressing to realise there is so much ignorance out there.
[–] Mike_1990_tx 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
This isn't food hate
[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I know, looks good to me lol
[–] Mike_1990_tx 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
Damn you pizza, you are weakness!!!
[–] 11517881? 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
They know their target market. And that's fatties.
[–] watitdew [S] 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
When I saw this, my first thought was "Holy shit their marketing people crunched the numbers and decided there was a demand for this."