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[–] Sappho 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

I was shocked too, but at least in our local grocery, they make sure there's a hanging rack with ranch dressing proudly displayed by the pizza section. So yeah our grocery is trying to help shitlord them into death quicker I guess :)

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[–] Sappho ago 

UPDATE: I just went to the same grocery and they have removed the ranch racks for tins of generic mushrooms and that parmesan cheese shite.

We were going to take a pic to show you that this actually happened to us, but they ruined it for us. /sad

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[–] Damond 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

It’s 1800 cal for the pizza...not bad for 2-3 people really. Just a snack for a standard size obeast :)

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[–] 11517881? 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

They know their target market. And that's fatties.

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[–] watitdew [S] 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

When I saw this, my first thought was "Holy shit their marketing people crunched the numbers and decided there was a demand for this."

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[–] CosmoMcKinley 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

The cookies give them something to nibble while waiting the horrifying 20 minutes for the pizza to cook. Gotta keep starvashun mode at bay y'know. This isn't just clever marketing, it's a key to healthy living.

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[–] Sappho 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Well I think the cookies are to be baked as well, but tubby won't be able to wait that long so they'll just eat the dough.. ugh

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[–] CosmoMcKinley 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

That goes without saying. In fact, Tubby probably digs out the cookie dough to munch on the way home.

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[–] ScreaminMime 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Why not just cut to the chase and replace the veggies on the pizza with cookie dough?

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[–] SUPA_FUPA 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

This is a real product?

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[–] SUPA_FUPA 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Wow... Digiorno seems to be a popular brand among fats. I never cared much about the frozen food section since I like making food from scratch.

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[–] Shitelord772 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

What’s really sad is some people would consider this “healthy” because it’s “home cooked” instead of take-out.

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[–] jeffjeff 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Agreed. I once saw a documentary where a mother was going on about how much healthier her 'home cooked' freezer bag chicken nuggets were compared to McBeetus takeout. For her child. She really seemed to believe this and it's fucking depressing to realise there is so much ignorance out there.

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[–] bkr45678 ago 

Brings to mind that Red Baron commercial where they are comparing achievements, and the mom goes ‘I got my family to finish their dinner’ and it’s fucking pizza. Like it was sooooo hard for her to get them to finish their shitty frozen pizza and it’s something to take pride in.

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[–] TwoTonTessy 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Nauseating.

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