[–] CosmoMcKinley 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
The cookies give them something to nibble while waiting the horrifying 20 minutes for the pizza to cook. Gotta keep starvashun mode at bay y'know. This isn't just clever marketing, it's a key to healthy living.
[–] CosmoMcKinley 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
That goes without saying. In fact, Tubby probably digs out the cookie dough to munch on the way home.
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[–] ScreaminMime 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Why not just cut to the chase and replace the veggies on the pizza with cookie dough?
[–] 11519591? 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Why not go all the way?
http://www.brandeating.com/2014/07/review-pizza-hut-ultimate-hersheys-chocolate-chip-cookie.html