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[–] ScreaminMime 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Why not just cut to the chase and replace the veggies on the pizza with cookie dough?

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[–] 11519591? 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

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[–] CosmoMcKinley 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

The cookies give them something to nibble while waiting the horrifying 20 minutes for the pizza to cook. Gotta keep starvashun mode at bay y'know. This isn't just clever marketing, it's a key to healthy living.

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[–] Sappho 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Well I think the cookies are to be baked as well, but tubby won't be able to wait that long so they'll just eat the dough.. ugh

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[–] CosmoMcKinley 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

That goes without saying. In fact, Tubby probably digs out the cookie dough to munch on the way home.

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[–] 11517881? 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

They know their target market. And that's fatties.

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[–] watitdew [S] 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

When I saw this, my first thought was "Holy shit their marketing people crunched the numbers and decided there was a demand for this."

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[–] Damond 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

It’s 1800 cal for the pizza...not bad for 2-3 people really. Just a snack for a standard size obeast :)

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[–] Sappho 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

I was shocked too, but at least in our local grocery, they make sure there's a hanging rack with ranch dressing proudly displayed by the pizza section. So yeah our grocery is trying to help shitlord them into death quicker I guess :)

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[–] Sappho ago 

UPDATE: I just went to the same grocery and they have removed the ranch racks for tins of generic mushrooms and that parmesan cheese shite.

We were going to take a pic to show you that this actually happened to us, but they ruined it for us. /sad

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