[–] FickleFlame107 0 points 16 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago
Didn't this happen to Winnie the Pooh?
[–] FickleFlame107 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Help? Why?
[–] drivesaconvertible 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
This. She got herself in this position entirely by her own doing. Let her contemplate on this until she gets thin/sweaty enough to slide back out.
[–] Prepackaged 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Paint a sign as a warning to the children.
"If you get fat you are not allowed to have fun anymore."
[–] LegendarySock 0 points 17 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago
Leave it there until it gets small enough to get out by itself. Which is probably the kindest thing you could do.
[–] Narow_Foe_Minsk 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
Take it to the next level and make it feel like the cattle it is. place a water trough in front of it so it can bend down and drink whenever it's thirsty. When it finally is free of its self-induced confinement, it will be so ashamed it might actually stay human.
edit: if you want to be super mean, put a feed trough in front of it as well, but only put vegetables with a low net-carb index in it, so basically just leafy greens. It will eventually break and start shoveling the veggies down it's maw just to eat something. Now you've trained it to eat healthier.