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[–] LegendarySock 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

Leave it there until it gets small enough to get out by itself. Which is probably the kindest thing you could do.

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[–] Narow_Foe_Minsk 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Take it to the next level and make it feel like the cattle it is. place a water trough in front of it so it can bend down and drink whenever it's thirsty. When it finally is free of its self-induced confinement, it will be so ashamed it might actually stay human.

edit: if you want to be super mean, put a feed trough in front of it as well, but only put vegetables with a low net-carb index in it, so basically just leafy greens. It will eventually break and start shoveling the veggies down it's maw just to eat something. Now you've trained it to eat healthier.

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[–] FickleFlame107 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

Didn't this happen to Winnie the Pooh?

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[–] Siacca 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Don't ruin that cartoon!!!

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[–] FickleFlame107 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

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[–] Siacca 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

Set a bag of beetus just out of reach. Watch it go insane.

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[–] EvilQueen 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Paint a target and build a potato gun.

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[–] Siacca 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Use rocks. If you use potatoes, it may find a way to teach it's ass to eat.

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[–] 11517669? 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Rent a forklift and haul the entire thing to the dump.

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[–] YO_IM_A_CHEESEHEAD 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Let it die

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Help? Why?

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[–] drivesaconvertible 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

This. She got herself in this position entirely by her own doing. Let her contemplate on this until she gets thin/sweaty enough to slide back out.

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[–] Aussieshirtlorder ago 

Leave the fat stinking cunt in the hot sun for the day. She would be so greasy from sweating beetus juices that she would just slip right out. But beware, the stench from her exposed chocolate starfish would be fetid. Treat it lie a skunk-never walk behind incase you got sprayed.

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