[–] Lame_Bunt_Baiter ago
Drive to the nearest sporting good store (the pinguid fattie's not going anywhere...that would require effort on it's part) and get a baseball bat. Then go around to the other side and go to town on it's head. Pinguid Pinata!
[–] Aussieshirtlorder ago
Leave the fat stinking cunt in the hot sun for the day. She would be so greasy from sweating beetus juices that she would just slip right out. But beware, the stench from her exposed chocolate starfish would be fetid. Treat it lie a skunk-never walk behind incase you got sprayed.
[–] Prepackaged 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Paint a sign as a warning to the children.
"If you get fat you are not allowed to have fun anymore."
[–] CosmoMcKinley 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I'd get a bucket of chicken and eat it slowly just out of range of the beast's snappers. If it got too rambunctious, I'd switch to the coleslaw to calm it down. Hours of entertainment for the kids.
[–] Speshul_Sn0wflake 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
PMSL is piss myself laughing? If so, id do the same then leave it there until it lost weight n could move on its own..
[–] hampden52 ago
"Whitney? Is that YOU??"