[–] CosmoMcKinley 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I'd get a bucket of chicken and eat it slowly just out of range of the beast's snappers. If it got too rambunctious, I'd switch to the coleslaw to calm it down. Hours of entertainment for the kids.
[–] Lame_Bunt_Baiter ago
Drive to the nearest sporting good store (the pinguid fattie's not going anywhere...that would require effort on it's part) and get a baseball bat. Then go around to the other side and go to town on it's head. Pinguid Pinata!
[–] Prepackaged 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Paint a sign as a warning to the children.
"If you get fat you are not allowed to have fun anymore."
[–] Speshul_Sn0wflake 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
PMSL is piss myself laughing? If so, id do the same then leave it there until it lost weight n could move on its own..
[–] MurderParty ago
Light it on fire!