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[–] sillymanilly 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I was probed by aliens from Uranus once. This is the first time I've spoke about it. I hope you believe me.

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[–] Dismal_Swamp [S] 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Intergalactic butt pirates is no laughing matter. We already have enough faggots on this planet and now we have to deal with homosexual space travelers raping people in the night. Sleep on your back and keep one eye open. That one dude at Stardust Ranch chops them to death with a samurai sword. Try that next time.

http://www.ufoconspiracy.com/reports/levengood-alien-tissue-fluid-samples-prelimII.htm

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[–] 11504029? 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Hm, homosexual space travelers

if you think this is bad, think again

Pedo time travelers

They rape you in the ass before you know it

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[–] HillBoulder ago 

True or not the title made my sides hurt ahahaahaa I can't stop giggling

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[–] 11502315? 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

https://kek.gg/i/6-CH7b.jpg I FOUND THE Perpetrator!

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[–] 11502257? ago 

Fuck yeah. My wife saw Bigfoot in Oregon. She said he was standing by the roadside with some deer. Like right with them. Definitely not a person.

As for me.... I want to see the aliens. I want full disclosure.

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[–] 11502032? ago 

Adding that to the bucket list.

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[–] IsaacJan 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

That's a shaqscuatch. JAM

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[–] Dereliction 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Or at least by a creature that identified as a Sasquatch.

Also, an 8-foot "gorilla-like" creature that punches you is going to knock your head from your shoulders.

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[–] Dismal_Swamp [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

If this was a gay Sasquatch then it might throw punches like a bitch. The fact that there's a gay Sasquatch out there tryin' to fuck dude's during hunting season is frightening. How many men out there have had a Squatches cock forced inside of them and are too afraid to come forward and speak. This man is a hero.

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[–] Dereliction 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

With logic like that, I'm forced to concede.

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[–] Rebel_Media_FTW 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

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