[–] 11502315? 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
https://kek.gg/i/6-CH7b.jpg I FOUND THE Perpetrator!
[–] Dereliction 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Or at least by a creature that identified as a Sasquatch.
Also, an 8-foot "gorilla-like" creature that punches you is going to knock your head from your shoulders.
[–] Dismal_Swamp [S] 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
If this was a gay Sasquatch then it might throw punches like a bitch. The fact that there's a gay Sasquatch out there tryin' to fuck dude's during hunting season is frightening. How many men out there have had a Squatches cock forced inside of them and are too afraid to come forward and speak. This man is a hero.
[–] Dereliction 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
With logic like that, I'm forced to concede.
[–] Rebel_Media_FTW 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
[–] sillymanilly 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I was probed by aliens from Uranus once. This is the first time I've spoke about it. I hope you believe me.
[–] Dismal_Swamp [S] 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Intergalactic butt pirates is no laughing matter. We already have enough faggots on this planet and now we have to deal with homosexual space travelers raping people in the night. Sleep on your back and keep one eye open. That one dude at Stardust Ranch chops them to death with a samurai sword. Try that next time.
http://www.ufoconspiracy.com/reports/levengood-alien-tissue-fluid-samples-prelimII.htm
[–] 11504029? 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
Hm, homosexual space travelers
if you think this is bad, think again
Pedo time travelers
They rape you in the ass before you know it