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[–] 11502315? 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

https://kek.gg/i/6-CH7b.jpg I FOUND THE Perpetrator!

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[–] ScreaminMime 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

What a badass, gets blasted in the face by an 8' Sasquatch hard enough to knock him out and not a bruise to show for it!

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[–] middle_path 1 point 1 point (+2|-1) ago  (edited ago)

If I decided to experiment and fuck a dude in the woods, this would probably be my alibi too.

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[–] Dismal_Swamp [S] ago 

Look up Missing 411. Sasquatch like to steal people’s children and eat them.

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[–] 11503085? 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

No... That's killary k. Klinton

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[–] 9-11 1 point -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

Sodomite

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[–] friendshipistragic 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Where was @Caveman_in_a_suit during this incident?

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[–] Cheesebooger 1 point 1 point (+2|-1) ago 

It was just Manchelle Obama

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[–] RageAgainstTheAmish 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Colorado Hunter raped by morbidly obese Muslim migrant in the woods

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[–] sillymanilly 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I was probed by aliens from Uranus once. This is the first time I've spoke about it. I hope you believe me.

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[–] Dismal_Swamp [S] 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Intergalactic butt pirates is no laughing matter. We already have enough faggots on this planet and now we have to deal with homosexual space travelers raping people in the night. Sleep on your back and keep one eye open. That one dude at Stardust Ranch chops them to death with a samurai sword. Try that next time.

http://www.ufoconspiracy.com/reports/levengood-alien-tissue-fluid-samples-prelimII.htm

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[–] 11504029? 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Hm, homosexual space travelers

if you think this is bad, think again

Pedo time travelers

They rape you in the ass before you know it

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[–] Artofchoke 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Oh whatever, I'm not even that hairy.

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[–] Dismal_Swamp [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

You out there playin by prison rules

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