[–] RageAgainstTheAmish 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Colorado Hunter raped by morbidly obese Muslim migrant in the woods
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[–] fizzlebitz ago
Get me the BIG boots.... I'm goin' huntin'! banjo music in distance
[–] sillymanilly 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I was probed by aliens from Uranus once. This is the first time I've spoke about it. I hope you believe me.
[–] Dismal_Swamp [S] 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Intergalactic butt pirates is no laughing matter. We already have enough faggots on this planet and now we have to deal with homosexual space travelers raping people in the night. Sleep on your back and keep one eye open. That one dude at Stardust Ranch chops them to death with a samurai sword. Try that next time.
http://www.ufoconspiracy.com/reports/levengood-alien-tissue-fluid-samples-prelimII.htm
[–] 11504029? 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
Hm, homosexual space travelers
if you think this is bad, think again
Pedo time travelers
They rape you in the ass before you know it