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[–] sillymanilly 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I was probed by aliens from Uranus once. This is the first time I've spoke about it. I hope you believe me.

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[–] Dismal_Swamp [S] 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Intergalactic butt pirates is no laughing matter. We already have enough faggots on this planet and now we have to deal with homosexual space travelers raping people in the night. Sleep on your back and keep one eye open. That one dude at Stardust Ranch chops them to death with a samurai sword. Try that next time.

http://www.ufoconspiracy.com/reports/levengood-alien-tissue-fluid-samples-prelimII.htm

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[–] 11504029? 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Hm, homosexual space travelers

if you think this is bad, think again

Pedo time travelers

They rape you in the ass before you know it

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[–] RageAgainstTheAmish 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Colorado Hunter raped by morbidly obese Muslim migrant in the woods

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[–] 11503083? ago 

Michael Robinson...

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[–] Sw0rdofDamocles ago 

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[–] fizzlebitz ago 

Get me the BIG boots.... I'm goin' huntin'! banjo music in distance

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[–] lord_nougat ago 

I'm gonna squeal like a pig!

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[–] FreedomPulyemot ago 

"They got fucked by a samsquantch!*

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[–] Neral ago 

"Anonymous sources confirm his story, more at 7." Sounds like a legit story from CNN.

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[–] Omag 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Just imagine all the gays that are buying backcountry gear.

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[–] Dismal_Swamp [S] ago 

((backcountry))

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