[–] ScreaminMime 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
What a badass, gets blasted in the face by an 8' Sasquatch hard enough to knock him out and not a bruise to show for it!
[–] NotDrunkEnough 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
do you guys think bigfoot has a foot fetish?
[–] WithoutaDoubt 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
If he stabbed it in the shoulder shouldn't his knife have some blood on it? That would certainly help with determining wtf attacked him. Of course this is probably just bullshit by a drunk anyway.
[–] MetalAegis 1 point 9 points 10 points (+10|-1) ago
Should have let the rape happen, at least then he'd have some DNA evidence.
[–] TheStapler 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago (edited ago)
Boys I told you, it's a fackin' samsquanch and it raped Trevor!
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[–] gentlemanadventurer 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
DAMN NEAR CHOKED TO DEATH LAUGHING!
[–] Dismal_Swamp [S] 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
This is a Type 4 Alpha Male Sasquatch. Notice the posturing stance it takes right before a bluff charge. It definitely wants to keep the clothes it stole from its last victim. Type 4’s usually run in front of cars and rummage thru dumpsters at night time. It can also go down on all 4’s and run like an ungulate.
[–] TheStapler 0 points 25 points 25 points (+25|-0) ago (edited ago)
Just a brown bear that had converted to Islam
[–] Dereliction 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
You joke but shit could happen these days.
[–] Cheesebooger 2 points 6 points 8 points (+8|-2) ago
Allahu ackRawr?
[–] Rebel_Media_FTW 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJphX1WtVSY