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[–] Rebel_Media_FTW 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

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[–] ScreaminMime 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

What a badass, gets blasted in the face by an 8' Sasquatch hard enough to knock him out and not a bruise to show for it!

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[–] NotDrunkEnough 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

do you guys think bigfoot has a foot fetish?

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[–] novictim 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

It's probably longer than a foot.

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[–] lord_nougat 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

That's what she said.

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[–] WithoutaDoubt 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

If he stabbed it in the shoulder shouldn't his knife have some blood on it? That would certainly help with determining wtf attacked him. Of course this is probably just bullshit by a drunk anyway.

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[–] MetalAegis 1 point 9 points (+10|-1) ago 

Should have let the rape happen, at least then he'd have some DNA evidence.

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[–] lord_nougat ago 

The man's body has ways of shutting rape down if it's a sasquatch!

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[–] Y8goKTH959VCLKty8xIz ago 

knife?

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[–] 11502290? 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

That is a high price to pay..

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[–] NoBS 1 point -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

Not for feral animals that plays in an others excrement.

Civilized humanity requires more than just being house broken, smelling like shit is best left for the out door pets.

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[–] TheStapler 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Boys I told you, it's a fackin' samsquanch and it raped Trevor!

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[–] lord_nougat 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

He looks ferocious!

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[–] Omag 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

scares me

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[–] gentlemanadventurer 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

DAMN NEAR CHOKED TO DEATH LAUGHING!

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[–] Dismal_Swamp [S] 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

This is a Type 4 Alpha Male Sasquatch. Notice the posturing stance it takes right before a bluff charge. It definitely wants to keep the clothes it stole from its last victim. Type 4’s usually run in front of cars and rummage thru dumpsters at night time. It can also go down on all 4’s and run like an ungulate.

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[–] TheStapler 0 points 25 points (+25|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Just a brown bear that had converted to Islam

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[–] newoldwave 1 point -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

most likely

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[–] Dereliction 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

You joke but shit could happen these days.

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[–] xandermartin98 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

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[–] Cheesebooger 2 points 6 points (+8|-2) ago 

Allahu ackRawr?

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[–] TheStapler 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Sexual emRAWRgency

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