[–] TheStapler 0 points 25 points 25 points (+25|-0) ago (edited ago)
Just a brown bear that had converted to Islam
[–] Cheesebooger 2 points 6 points 8 points (+8|-2) ago
Allahu ackRawr?
[–] Dereliction 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
You joke but shit could happen these days.
[–] TheStapler 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago (edited ago)
Boys I told you, it's a fackin' samsquanch and it raped Trevor!
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[–] SpecialtyPizza 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Better nuke it just to be safe.
[–] Dismal_Swamp [S] ago
Most forest fires in this Country are started by BLM to push these unruly Sasquatch away from populated areas. Too much inbreeding within Squatch family’s has caused them to have retarded 9ft. tall children that dig thru trash cans and throw rocks at old women.
[–] Dismal_Swamp [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Not if Sasquatch is a multidimensional homosexual that can blip thru portals.
[–] lord_nougat 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I thought that only bisexuals could to that.
[–] Banned4Truth ago (edited ago)
This is actually the second time I heard of a sexual predator squatch. There's a guy on YT who said he caught a BF jerking it on his yard. Oh, and he also has some frozen severed BF hands and feet
[–] SeriousNiggerFaggot 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Link?
[–] MetalAegis 1 point 9 points 10 points (+10|-1) ago
Should have let the rape happen, at least then he'd have some DNA evidence.
[–] lord_nougat ago
The man's body has ways of shutting rape down if it's a sasquatch!
[–] Y8goKTH959VCLKty8xIz ago
knife?
[–] 11502290? 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
That is a high price to pay..
[–] NoBS 1 point -1 points 0 points (+0|-1) ago
Not for feral animals that plays in an others excrement.
Civilized humanity requires more than just being house broken, smelling like shit is best left for the out door pets.