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[–] lord_nougat ago 

Safely resolving a sexual emergency!

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[–] Dereliction 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Or at least by a creature that identified as a Sasquatch.

Also, an 8-foot "gorilla-like" creature that punches you is going to knock your head from your shoulders.

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[–] Dismal_Swamp [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

If this was a gay Sasquatch then it might throw punches like a bitch. The fact that there's a gay Sasquatch out there tryin' to fuck dude's during hunting season is frightening. How many men out there have had a Squatches cock forced inside of them and are too afraid to come forward and speak. This man is a hero.

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[–] Dereliction 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

With logic like that, I'm forced to concede.

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[–] FreedomPulyemot ago 

"They got fucked by a samsquantch!*

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[–] novictim 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

You have to believe him don't you?

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[–] lord_nougat 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Yes. It is mandatory.

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[–] Banned4Truth ago  (edited ago)

This is actually the second time I heard of a sexual predator squatch. There's a guy on YT who said he caught a BF jerking it on his yard. Oh, and he also has some frozen severed BF hands and feet

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[–] SeriousNiggerFaggot 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Link?

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[–] Dismal_Swamp [S] ago 

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[–] Sw0rdofDamocles ago 

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[–] HillBoulder ago 

True or not the title made my sides hurt ahahaahaa I can't stop giggling

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[–] yukonjoe 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

thc overdose

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[–] SpecialtyPizza ago 

More likely some hallucinogen.

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