[–] Dereliction 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Or at least by a creature that identified as a Sasquatch.
Also, an 8-foot "gorilla-like" creature that punches you is going to knock your head from your shoulders.
[–] Dismal_Swamp [S] 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
If this was a gay Sasquatch then it might throw punches like a bitch. The fact that there's a gay Sasquatch out there tryin' to fuck dude's during hunting season is frightening. How many men out there have had a Squatches cock forced inside of them and are too afraid to come forward and speak. This man is a hero.
[–] Dereliction 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
With logic like that, I'm forced to concede.
[–] Banned4Truth ago (edited ago)
This is actually the second time I heard of a sexual predator squatch. There's a guy on YT who said he caught a BF jerking it on his yard. Oh, and he also has some frozen severed BF hands and feet
[–] SeriousNiggerFaggot 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Link?
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[–] lord_nougat ago
Safely resolving a sexual emergency!