[–] toobaditworks 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
All of a sudden, a large “gorilla-like” creature dropped from a tree in front of him punched him in the face.
This sounds familar.
You can’t even make this stuff up!
Yes you can!
[–] RageAgainstTheAmish 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Colorado Hunter raped by morbidly obese Muslim migrant in the woods
[–] sillymanilly 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I was probed by aliens from Uranus once. This is the first time I've spoke about it. I hope you believe me.
[–] Dismal_Swamp [S] 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Intergalactic butt pirates is no laughing matter. We already have enough faggots on this planet and now we have to deal with homosexual space travelers raping people in the night. Sleep on your back and keep one eye open. That one dude at Stardust Ranch chops them to death with a samurai sword. Try that next time.
http://www.ufoconspiracy.com/reports/levengood-alien-tissue-fluid-samples-prelimII.htm
[–] Artofchoke 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Oh whatever, I'm not even that hairy.
[–] Dismal_Swamp [S] 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
You out there playin by prison rules
[–] friendshipistragic 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Where was @Caveman_in_a_suit during this incident?
[–] 11502315? 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
https://kek.gg/i/6-CH7b.jpg I FOUND THE Perpetrator!
[–] novictim 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
You have to believe him don't you?
[–] lord_nougat 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Yes. It is mandatory.