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[–] MetalAegis 1 point 9 points (+10|-1) ago 

Should have let the rape happen, at least then he'd have some DNA evidence.

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[–] 11502290? 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

That is a high price to pay..

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[–] NoBS 1 point -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

Not for feral animals that plays in an others excrement.

Civilized humanity requires more than just being house broken, smelling like shit is best left for the out door pets.

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[–] Y8goKTH959VCLKty8xIz ago 

knife?

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[–] lord_nougat ago 

The man's body has ways of shutting rape down if it's a sasquatch!

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[–] lord_nougat ago 

Safely resolving a sexual emergency!

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[–] Artofchoke 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Oh whatever, I'm not even that hairy.

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[–] Dismal_Swamp [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

You out there playin by prison rules

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[–] WithoutaDoubt 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

If he stabbed it in the shoulder shouldn't his knife have some blood on it? That would certainly help with determining wtf attacked him. Of course this is probably just bullshit by a drunk anyway.

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[–] middle_path 1 point 1 point (+2|-1) ago  (edited ago)

If I decided to experiment and fuck a dude in the woods, this would probably be my alibi too.

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[–] 9-11 1 point -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

Sodomite

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[–] Dismal_Swamp [S] ago 

Look up Missing 411. Sasquatch like to steal people’s children and eat them.

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[–] 11503085? 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

No... That's killary k. Klinton

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[–] ToFat2Fish ago 

Lucky bastered.

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[–] Cheesebooger 1 point 1 point (+2|-1) ago 

It was just Manchelle Obama

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[–] friendshipistragic 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Where was @Caveman_in_a_suit during this incident?

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