[–] Artofchoke 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Oh whatever, I'm not even that hairy.
[–] Dismal_Swamp [S] 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
You out there playin by prison rules
[–] WithoutaDoubt 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
If he stabbed it in the shoulder shouldn't his knife have some blood on it? That would certainly help with determining wtf attacked him. Of course this is probably just bullshit by a drunk anyway.
[–] middle_path 1 point 1 point 2 points (+2|-1) ago (edited ago)
If I decided to experiment and fuck a dude in the woods, this would probably be my alibi too.
[–] Dismal_Swamp [S] ago
Look up Missing 411. Sasquatch like to steal people’s children and eat them.
[–] friendshipistragic 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Where was @Caveman_in_a_suit during this incident?
[–] MetalAegis 1 point 9 points 10 points (+10|-1) ago
Should have let the rape happen, at least then he'd have some DNA evidence.
[–] 11502290? 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
That is a high price to pay..
[–] NoBS 1 point -1 points 0 points (+0|-1) ago
Not for feral animals that plays in an others excrement.
Civilized humanity requires more than just being house broken, smelling like shit is best left for the out door pets.
[–] Y8goKTH959VCLKty8xIz ago
knife?
[–] lord_nougat ago
The man's body has ways of shutting rape down if it's a sasquatch!